It’s my birthday today, and the long suffering Lady Elph made things all offical by buying me a lordship. I now own a square foot of Scotland! I’m a real lord, I’ve got a certificate and everything. Oh yes.

My little parcel of land is up near Fort William, which is an area I’ve wanted to visit for some time, so I can’t wait to get up there and stand on my turf. I’ll leave a cache there too hopefully, probably called “Get Off My Land”